Wonkavator lands, smashes five-year-old

Teh Interwebs, they be funny. But we all really know what the web is for, right? Just be sure to keep your virus definitions, personal firewall, script blocker, web browser, router, operating system, etc., etc., updated with the latest security updates and patches. Safe text, indeed.

The headline? Apropos of nothing. It just sounded funny™.