Arkansas woman believes hot weather due to Daylight Saving Time

I shit you not. Of course, this may be a hoax, but somehow I think not.

It is, after all, Arkansas. 49th out of a class of 50, bettering only Mississippi to keep their toes out of the goo. Whatever.

And another thing, who knew Congress was so friggin powerful? Shit, with that kind of power you'd think they could mind-meld old "W" into line in no time.




Yes, Ms. Connie M. Meskimen of Hot Springs, AR, you win the grand prize. Simply send me $10,000 (in small bills) for shipping and handling, and I will help you cope with the hot weather down there in Razorback land.