How to get "edumacated"

1. Pick some innocuous phrase (not necessarily a nonsense phrase, but it can help, sometimes) such as "purple helmeted warrior".
2. Google it.
3. Read all of the first 20 links you find.
4. At random, pick some phrase you find in the results, such as "bloated bag of monkey spunk". (This particular phrase yields mostly drink recipes, but don't give up!)
5. Repeat with random phrases, starting at step 2. Quit when your brain explodes.

I can neither confirm nor deny that I use this technique in order to be "funny", since there is ample evidence that I'm not.

Funny. YMMV.