FAQ: Why Snack Hamster?

Well, beyond the obvious retort: "Why not?" the answer is simple:

Ask any corporate wage slave if they've ever felt like ... like ... like they were nothing more than a tasty morsel being served up to a cruel and heartless corporate god. Everyone of them will say: "Yea, verily, and doesn't it suck?"

But, sometimes it's better to simply give in and accept your fate. Embrace your fate. Celebrate your fate. We're all food for something. So why not just take pride in being food? Strive to be the best food, the most succulent food--the most happy food. Strive to be a jolly, fat snack hamster in the snake cage of life.



With apologies to Kansas: We're all just snack hamsters in the wind. *sniff sniff*

(Yes, it's real, dammit! I can't make up shit like this.)