Five-Tool Ugly

I'm always on the lookout for good memes. However, I'd rather be a meme disseminator than a meme collector.

You've heard of "one bag ugly, two bag ugly, coyote ugly"? Well, now we have "tool ugly". Sort of like "how many tools would you have to beat your head with to get the image out of your mind", or something like that.

Don Mossie is five-tool ugly. He had it all. Of course his mother was proud, but she didn't come out of the house all that much. Scared the neighborhood cats too much.