England can suck my old man balls
Stole this from IHeartChaos. They won't mind, cause they stole it from someone else. Heh.
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Funny stuff. Funny name. Funny smell.
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Stole this from IHeartChaos. They won't mind, cause they stole it from someone else. Heh.
Hoo boy. For the sake of sanity and being reality-based (yeah, like being a snack hamster really ties me to reality--hah), I present the following video clip.
I shit you not. You must check out this video.
Turns out my post about that lady in Arkansas commenting on Daylight Saving Time was intentional comedy. Not legitimate. I'd tip my hat (if I only had one).
All right. Maybe this isn't technically funny, but it gave me a chance to make up a sarcastic headline, and that has to be worth something.
"I mean really, who cares? Oh for God's sake. Don't you have anything better to do that read this column?"Do I know what a rhetorical question is?
Teh Interwebs, they be funny. But we all really know what the web is for, right? Just be sure to keep your virus definitions, personal firewall, script blocker, web browser, router, operating system, etc., etc., updated with the latest security updates and patches. Safe text, indeed.
I'm always on the lookout for good memes. However, I'd rather be a meme disseminator than a meme collector.
Sounds like the name of a bad country & western song: "Gimme mah ole dog-nosed Jesus candle, boy / An' get outta mah way!"