tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-212492692011-04-21T23:24:27.322-05:00Funny stuff. Funny name. Funny smell.<br> Proudly serving the Internet since <strike>2006</strike> 137,684 (hamster years).Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.comBlogger391100tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-9610264157370694692008-08-12T18:35:00.002-05:002008-08-12T18:38:21.480-05:00

Stole this from IHeartChaos. They won't mind, cause they stole it from someone else. Heh.http://view.break.com/530967 - Watch more free videos

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-6044753937358082822008-08-05T13:30:00.002-05:002008-08-05T13:35:32.627-05:00

Hoo boy. For the sake of sanity and being reality-based (yeah, like being a snack hamster really ties me to reality--hah), I present the following video clip.Yep, this lady is nuts. She actually thinks rainbows are a new phenomenon and that it's just got to be something "oozing out of our ground." "This cannot be natural." "What the hell is going on?""What is oozing out of our ground?"This shit

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-2803891886453182822008-07-13T16:34:00.002-05:002008-07-13T16:37:15.153-05:00

I shit you not. You must check out this video.And oh, the phrase of the day is "govermint cheese."I heart chaos rulez.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-46922575849598020412008-06-20T15:47:00.004-05:002008-06-20T15:55:23.047-05:00

Turns out my post about that lady in Arkansas commenting on Daylight Saving Time was intentional comedy. Not legitimate. I'd tip my hat (if I only had one).I been to Arkansas, and I believed it. Certainly plausible. That's my story, and I'm sticking with it.This concludes my posts today (three!). You may all carry on.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-13921659838216717712008-06-20T15:41:00.003-05:002008-06-20T15:45:35.151-05:00

All right. Maybe this isn't technically funny, but it gave me a chance to make up a sarcastic headline, and that has to be worth something.Then again, maybe not. A friend once told me if I ever had an original idea it would die of loneliness. Or maybe I should say, an ex-friend. Hee.FTA*:"I mean really, who cares? Oh for God's sake. Don't you have anything better to do that read this column?"Do I

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-88862302437541020232008-06-20T09:41:00.003-05:002008-06-20T09:52:33.201-05:00

Teh Interwebs, they be funny. But we all really know what the web is for, right? Just be sure to keep your virus definitions, personal firewall, script blocker, web browser, router, operating system, etc., etc., updated with the latest security updates and patches. Safe text, indeed.The headline? Apropos of nothing. It just sounded funny™.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-72788824425738274022007-09-18T17:27:00.000-05:002007-09-18T17:31:15.422-05:00

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-7513583599551954312007-06-07T10:40:00.000-05:002007-06-07T09:37:41.187-05:00

I'm always on the lookout for good memes. However, I'd rather be a meme disseminator than a meme collector.You've heard of "one bag ugly, two bag ugly, coyote ugly"? Well, now we have "tool ugly". Sort of like "how many tools would you have to beat your head with to get the image out of your mind", or something like that.Don Mossie is five-tool ugly. He had it all. Of course his mother was proud,

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-8311749779616559512007-06-06T17:55:00.000-05:002007-06-06T17:56:46.317-05:00

Sounds like the name of a bad country & western song: "Gimme mah ole dog-nosed Jesus candle, boy / An' get outta mah way!"Sorta looks like Kevin Smith, AKA Silent Bob.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-12343448842478767492007-04-20T23:00:00.000-05:002007-04-20T23:10:34.676-05:00

I shit you not. Of course, this may be a hoax, but somehow I think not.It is, after all, Arkansas. 49th out of a class of 50, bettering only Mississippi to keep their toes out of the goo. Whatever.And another thing, who knew Congress was so friggin powerful? Shit, with that kind of power you'd think they could mind-meld old "W" into line in no time.Yes, Ms. Connie M. Meskimen of Hot Springs, AR,

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-46417808754090856952007-04-12T14:44:00.000-05:002007-04-12T14:56:34.931-05:00

... with those razor sharp teeth. Cluck, cluck, cluck, *CHOMP*From the article: "When the researchers compared the collagen sequences to a database that contains existing sequences from modern species, they found that the T. rex sequence had similarities to those of chicken, frog and newt."Nothing about Jurassic hamsters, though. Damn.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-71691891367232869422007-03-22T12:39:00.001-05:002007-03-22T12:44:35.469-05:00

Hah! You thought I was dead, didn't you? No such luck. Just friggin' BBAB*.Don't worry, you'll be getting your summons in your next Happy Meal. It's sorta like suing the CBS Nightly News for reporting something that reflects poorly on your company. Ain't gonna happen. Well, you ain't gonna win, anyway.Can you dig it? www.happymeal.com won't even friggin' work if you don't enable Javascript. Once

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com1tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-9277535495689492202007-03-22T12:31:00.000-05:002007-03-22T12:34:29.044-05:00

Let's see if this thing works. Last blog post (5 minutes ago) freaked out and the Internet tubez ate it.I'm so happy I could plotz.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1142031934451451432006-03-10T18:01:00.000-05:002006-03-10T18:07:05.173-05:00

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1142028233312516662006-03-10T17:01:00.000-05:002006-03-10T17:05:30.366-05:00

This is quite possibly the most outrageous shit I've ever seen on the Internet. Literally.That is all.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1141171811466153802006-02-28T19:04:00.000-05:002006-02-28T19:10:11.480-05:00

Well, hamsterettes, it's been a few days, and just I'll bet you thought I was sent off to prison, or something. No such luck, d00ds and d00derettes. Just busy, that's all.However, check out ebaumsworld.com, and their mashup/remix of Bushie's address. This probably isn't very funny if you still believe Bush is a good president. For the other 90% of us, this is farking hilarious.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1140541479732674112006-02-21T11:58:00.000-05:002006-02-21T14:56:54.730-05:00

Oh Y, oh Y? Cann't spel 2 gud, an doan no howe 2 youse a spel chekur.Seriously (what?!?), most Canadians feel strongly that the family that found the camera should have returned it, them being Canadian, and all, eh? Admirable, and I personally applaud good Canadians everywhere. (Have a Molson on me!) On the other hand, most Americans feel that finders are keepers--don't lose the damn thing in the

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1140012794357513662006-02-15T09:03:00.000-05:002006-02-15T09:13:44.973-05:00

Snack Hamster cruises Fark.com regularly. He also holmes into BoingBoing.com on a regular basis, too.Chuck Norris appreciates a sense of humor, especially about himself. Accept no substitutes.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139976703874699272006-02-14T22:56:00.000-05:002006-02-14T23:11:43.936-05:00

What a hoot! Oh, and don't miss the Loin King.The only thing funnier than mangled English as done by the Japanese ("Engrish"), is mangled English done by the Chinese. I especially like the mirror-image text. Brilliant!CTNAOK

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139862330629842792006-02-13T15:11:00.000-05:002006-02-13T15:25:31.533-05:00

Pick some innocuous phrase (not necessarily a nonsense phrase, but it can help, sometimes) such as "purple helmeted warrior".Google it.Read all of the first 20 links you find.At random, pick some phrase you find in the results, such as "bloated bag of monkey spunk". (This particular phrase yields mostly drink recipes, but don't give up!)Repeat with random phrases, starting at step 2. Quit when

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139849297757451222006-02-13T11:36:00.000-05:002006-02-13T11:48:17.776-05:00

... Can't really say, but according to this article, apparently that's when the Caskets & More store expects a rush. I guess that's when it's finally safe to bring out your dead, in central Minnesota. Sweet, don'cha know? Yah.So, buy now, and beat the spring rush!

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139531414431892572006-02-09T19:19:00.000-05:002006-02-09T19:31:26.486-05:00

Meh, whatever, dude.Your dog wants pr0n.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139437362136654982006-02-08T17:11:00.000-05:002006-02-08T17:23:46.923-05:00

... But I'm gonna hold out for the Lego® star drive. Hamsters want to go to Andromeda, where we have it on good authority that we're revered as gods, similar to how cats were worshipped in ancient Egypt. But better.However, maybe now I can pass calculus.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139348133506861422006-02-07T16:13:00.000-05:002006-02-07T16:35:33.613-05:00

While the rest some* of us are simply unhappy that they played at all.ABC, why stop there? You should have bleeped out the whole damn thing.Next year I'm watching Hamster Bowl I. The Hamsterettes (performing at half-time) should be much better than a bunch of sexegenerian "walkers".* In the interests of fairness, there seem to be a lot (apparently) tone-deaf people out there who think they played

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1139269978693539262006-02-06T18:47:00.000-05:002006-02-06T18:52:58.760-05:00

... On the way to this blog post.Nothing to report. You may all go about your business, now.Who farted? Hmm, smells like alfalfa. Oh, must have been me. (Sorry.)On a completely unrelated note: did you know that there are practically no pictures of hamsters on the web? That's right. Hamsters are perhaps the most ignored small rodentical pet. And I say it's time to put things right. Hell, I was

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138994796183695082006-02-03T14:09:00.000-05:002006-02-03T14:26:36.340-05:00

It's Saturday night. You and a couple buddies have been bar-hopping since early evening, and now all three of you are pretty drunk.Nothing new or surprising, here.Almost staggering, you stumble into an arcade that is next door to the seedy bar you just left. You really can't remember how many drinks you've had, but you know at some point in the past hour or so you got into a contest to see how

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138931885687849042006-02-02T20:55:00.000-05:002006-02-02T21:07:57.790-05:00

For all you n00bs out there, here is lesson #1.Clean off the screen and/or keyboard before you leave.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138599461031339682006-01-30T00:34:00.000-05:002006-01-30T00:37:41.046-05:00

Here is the link, in case you haven't figured out you can click on the title.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138596902460121292006-01-29T23:44:00.000-05:002006-01-29T23:55:02.470-05:00

Some guys can groove to anything. And here's even further proof. What more do you need?This stuff is tooooooooo funny, hamsterettes!

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138416148011640132006-01-27T21:21:00.000-05:002006-01-27T21:42:28.020-05:00

En Inglés: Snack Hamster corrects an error.I have it on the very best authority that the name of the candy from my earlier post is not properly translated as "elegant little box". To accurately say "small box", it would be cajita. At best, cajeta could be Mexican slang for nougat, which is what the candy maker claimed, but without a doubt, unless they planned to market the candy only to Mexicans

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138343217922383412006-01-27T01:21:00.000-05:002006-01-27T01:26:57.933-05:00

Hello friends and neighbors, Snack Hamster here. Here I am sporting my new hard drive.Snack Hamster goes digital! (Yeah, I know. Too cute for words.)

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138259540426154382006-01-26T02:00:00.000-05:002006-02-03T14:35:50.696-05:00

I'm a Ferrari 360 Modena!You've got it all. Power, passion, precision, and style. You're sensuous, exotic, and temperamental. Sure, you're expensive and high-maintenance, but you're worth it.However, being ... er, small ... I can't rid myself of the image of Gizmo behind the wheel of a toy car in the movie Gremlins. Vroom!Take the Which Sports Car Are You? quiz. If you dare, and don't mind

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138258033287124032006-01-26T01:36:00.000-05:002006-01-26T01:47:13.296-05:00

See #93. I'll bet she has a creamy nougat center, too. I'll take the entire "box", por favor.Yum.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138215533501011162006-01-25T13:49:00.000-05:002006-01-25T13:58:53.570-05:00

I just heard from a friend that memes are a hoax.He asked me to pass it on.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1138128560999008972006-01-24T13:42:00.000-05:002006-01-24T13:49:21.033-05:00

Snack Hamster found this via fark.com. I couldn't watch the video (too embarrassed), but the tune is catchy. Popo-zao!No, not even a Snack Hamster can make up shit this good.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1137771729839072502006-01-20T10:29:00.000-05:002006-01-20T10:42:09.883-05:00

OK, so I know this isn't "for real". So what? Even if it ain't true, it sure feels true. (I especially like the phrase "drooling idiots" mentioned in the article. If nothing else, that gives it away.)And no, Snack Hamster doesn't pretend that everything he posts is stuff he's made up. Life is my reality; I'm just reporting what I see. (Taken from: "More Mumbo-Jumbo New-Age Stuff You Can Quote And

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1137770460841098972006-01-20T10:02:00.000-05:002006-01-20T10:21:01.376-05:00

Well, beyond the obvious retort: "Why not?" the answer is simple:Ask any corporate wage slave if they've ever felt like ... like ... like they were nothing more than a tasty morsel being served up to a cruel and heartless corporate god. Everyone of them will say: "Yea, verily, and doesn't it suck?"But, sometimes it's better to simply give in and accept your fate. Embrace your fate. Celebrate

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1137752885323491632006-01-20T05:26:00.000-05:002006-01-20T05:28:05.323-05:00

Plan to be spontaneous at every opportunity.I do.

Cooganhttp://www.blogger.com/profile/10149418862293622850noreply@blogger.com0tag:blogger.com,1999:blog-21249269.post-1137751734989239782006-01-20T05:07:00.000-05:002006-01-20T05:17:36.903-05:00

Welcome, friends, to Snack Hamster. I promise nothing, but deliver anything.Stay tuned, if you dare.One question, though. Should I be the Snack Hamster, or just call the blog Snack Hamster? Feedback is requested.

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